Carpe Diem

I keep putting off posting on this blog.

I set it up to keep up with writing over the summer, to give myself some incentive not to let my vocabulary degenerate into nothing but set directions and commentary like 

"Dude. It's so hot today.

Who's on chair? Oh.

It is so hot."

Lame? Yes. Anyway. 

I guess I've just been waiting for that something; for the perfect subject that will make for the perfect first post that will set the tone of my blog as a literary achievement of which I can be forever proud...except, I know that if I keep waiting for it, it'll never come. Not ever (not to mention this is a lame little blog, not my grad school senior honors project).

I can spend my whole life (or my whole summer, at least) sitting in my room, lying on my bed, staring upward, waiting for inspiration to strike like lightning from the gods (clichéd phrase number one, check.); unless I get up and actually take a look around, however, nothing is ever going to hit. I can sit and stare at the white-plastered ceiling of my room for all eternity, but it'll look the same after three thousand blinks as it did after three. 

Yick.

No; opportunity doesn't necessarily always come knocking. Sometimes you have to go out and flip over a few rocks to find it - when you do, though, that's when it becomes worth it to have gotten so dirty and mucky, right? 

(Good grief. This combination of formulaic predictability and hopelessly trite inanity is nauseating.)

Point of this heretofore pointless post being: I'm posting, and I'm doing it now. I have nothing interesting or worthwhile to say, but I'm making myself say something - anything - so that I don't look back at this season and think 

Hm. It would have been really swell if I'd documented the summer somehow instead of internalizing and ignoring everything as usual. 

I don't presume so much so as to suppose that anybody will read any of this drivel; I'd be rather mortified, in fact, if somebody actually stumbled upon it. This is (as evidenced by the obscenely high number of first-degree personal pronouns already on the page) merely an experiment in self-improvement. In addition to keeping up with words over the lazy months, I'm doing my best to overcome a personal stumbling block, a hereditary disgrace: I'm a daydreamer. I come from a family with a long line of female dreamers. Great ladies, sweet women, blah, blah, blah. We don't do anything, though. The trap of 'tomorrow,' or 'the next day,' is one into which we constantly fall; Procrastination is a dear friend, and we always make time for her, but generally not until 'later.' This isn't to say that dreaming is bad; on the contrary, where would we be if folks didn't aspire and plan? The trouble is that often we suppose and muse and pontificate with absolutely no results of which to speak; we just sit around and think. One Fr. Alfred D'Souza explained 

"For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way. Something to be got through first, some unfinished buiness, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life."

 You can't sit around and wait for life to pass you by in order to begin living -- thinking is great, but you need somebody with drive, with get-up-and-go, with the ability to turn castles in the air into mansions on the ground. No amount of wishing can do that, and that's where I always fall short. I can never manage to turn my brilliant ideas (and by brilliant ideas I mean cockamamie idiocies) into realities (which, going by the aforementioned definition, is a very good thing for the rest of humanity). This is both tiresome and frustrating; how in the world am I supposed to get anywhere worthwhile on this planet unless I actually do things to get there? Answer to this infuriatingly vague self-probing: write a blog. 

You're kidding, right? How lame is that?

No really, give it a try.

I suppose it's better than nothing.

That's the spirit!

Alright. Here we go. Blog created, named for a poem that connotes a moment of achievement in a first semester English course, primed and ready for inspired pieces composed via the 'spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings,' and...

nothing.

Zero. Zip. Nada. Just waiting around; waiting for that moment when my mental tongue should be loosed and words in the form of heavenly prose or poetry would come pouring forth like the flood waters of the Nile river in the rainy season. I expected an epiphanic moment, one in which I would feel an immense self-satisfaction and be able to say with Dr. Doppler "All my life, I've been waiting for an opportunity like this, and here it is screaming, 'Go Delbert! Go Delbert!'" ...except, I suppose my cheerleader-minded opportunity might replace 'Delbert' with my name.

Unfortunately (or wonderfully, as the case may be), although there have been many small, inspirational moments that might have been worth setting to digital paper, none have yet made it to the screen from my brain, and I've already forgotten most of them. Instead of cursing my short attention span and flighty focus, however, I'm glad. The lack of intriguing subject matter has forced me to write a post about nothing, and for that, I shall be grateful; now my standards aren't quite as high as they would have been had this post actually been about something worth reading, and for the first time in a good long while, I've overcome my own self-imposed restrictions and artificial regulations and done something just to do it. No conditions met or plans made (and remade.). 

It feels kinda good.

Kinda free.

Lesson learned. Carpe Diem. Nike.

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." ~James Dean